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2torial #0884:
Learn2 Blow a Gum Bubble
The bubble, my friend, is blowin' in the
wind...
Blowing bubbles is that playground pleasure many
of you practiced until you mastered, so you could
look really cool. But some of us never learned--and
now face being shunned from our contemporaries.
Well, not quite. But no matter what your age,
blowing a mean bubble is still a quick and cheap
way to impress your peers. Whip off a few whoppers
in an important meeting, and you'll prove you're
still in touch with your inner child. Just don't
explode in the boss's hair.
This 2torial teaches you how to blow bubblegum
bubbles quickly and easily. You'll be able to enjoy
face-smacking, ear-popping, messy
bubble-blowing--annoying your friends and relations
to no end and reaching a particular pleasure that
only comes from the satisfaction of a big bubble.

Chances are, blowing bubblegum bubbles won't
come immediately. Like all great body arts
(whistling, snapping your fingers, belching on
demand), blowing gum bubbles will require time to
get it right. Stick with it, taking time out of
your day to work on this feat when you can, while
taking care to be inconspicuous. Keep in mind that
many people can't abide the sound of bubbles
bursting or gum-smacking, and it's extremely rude
to make either of these sounds in public places.
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